When dinosaurs used computers
They couldn’t type very fast
However they did recycle the printer paper in the appropriate blue bins
Cavemen wouldn’t let their children watch MTV
They would go hunting for meat, daily.
The son of the caveman was a vegetarian and stayed at home painting pictures of wildflowers.
The cave smelled like shit and was quite dusty. The son brought this to his father’s attention one day after cave father’s harvest. The son said, “Daddy, why is it so dusty and smelly inside this cave?”
The cave father doesn’t know english. He then turned and with relief; pissed all over the wall.