Family Matters and Fruity Pebbles

When dinosaurs used computers

They couldn’t type very fast

However they did recycle the printer paper in the appropriate blue bins

Cavemen wouldn’t let their children watch MTV

They would go hunting for meat, daily.

The son of the caveman was a vegetarian and stayed at home painting pictures of wildflowers. 

The cave smelled like shit and was quite dusty. The son brought this to his father’s attention one day after cave father’s harvest. The son said, “Daddy, why is it so dusty and smelly inside this cave?” 

The cave father doesn’t know english. He then turned and with relief; pissed all over the wall.

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